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I once asked my friend Damenshan if I would look cute and adorable if I wore pink crocs. He said, No! Youd look like a twenty-eight year old Latin gay man leaving his sweater vests at home and going to the beach hunting for smelly biker dudes and eating leftover watermelons while waiting to be picked up in the evening from the usual street corner. But perhaps youd have a different opinion.

Sometimes I try to remember life before Tumblr or the internet but I cant remember it. I am worried for my future children.

I also love cheesecake. Sadly, it's a very one-sided relationship.